Our Man in Vienna

Past and Present Deeds
Are Placed in Proper Perspective

In a speech before the World Zionist Congress in Jerusalem, Bibi Netanyahu described a meeting between Hitler and the Mufti of Jerusalem November of 1941:“Hitler didn’t want to exterminate the Jews at the time, he merely wanted to expel them. He got the idea from the Mufti. Haj Amin al-Husseini said, “If you expel them, they’ll all come here.” “So what should I do with them?” Hitler asks. ‘Burn them!’ the Mufti replied.”

Sergei Lavrov

Sergei Lavrov, Russia’s distinguished Foreign Minister has joined the ranks of nouveau historians. Here he is on the subject of race: “I could be wrong, but Hitler also had Jewish blood. That is absolutely inconsequential. Astute Jews claim that the most ardent anti-Semites are usually Jewish!”

Congratulations to these tyro historians! They have made essential revelations. Genuine tried-and-true historians can only learn from them.

Let’s go back to Henry Morgan, the humorist – not the pirate: “Everybody is an anti-Semite, except a few Jews, and they’re not sure.”

While I make my jokes, people are being slaughtered in the Ukraine by the invading Soldsateska.

– Herbert Kuhner