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HERBERT KUHNER Romancier, Lyriker, Dramatiker und Übersetzer ist 1935 in Wien in geboren. Er emigrierte 1939 in die Vereinigten Staaten und studierte an der Lawrenceville School und Columbia University. Nach Wien kehrte er 1963 zurück, wo er als ein freier Schriftsteller und Übersetzer lebt.

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Remigration

Another topic I have “touched upon” is “remigration.” This word is a neologism, which means coming back to where you have been driven out.I've always said that I wanted a smooth ride, but I couldn't help rocking the boat. Rocking seems to be in my genes.

Herbert Kuhner

grew up in the United States, associating with the New York City jazz and coffee scene in the 1950s. ". . .I've always said that I wanted a smooth ride, but I couldn't help rocking the boat. Rocking seems to be in my genes". As a subtitle I’ve chosen “Stepping out of line,” which is a movement my feet can’t seem to avoid making.

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Guess Who

Being able to forget keeps you young!
Minister With a Past
The Minister of the Interior,
Trotzkist, Maoist
and Ho Chi Minh demonstrator
in his student days,
gave orders to the police
to break up a peaceful
pro-ecology demonstration
with the use of truncheons and dogs.
. . . . . . . . . . […]

Advisor in the Sky

Herbert Kuhner
Black gold is the rub.
Paul Wolfowitz: “…we just had no choice in Iraq.
The country swims on a sea of oil.”
Yes, Wolfy, it’s blood for oil. But it’s no skin off your ass,
is it?
“When Vice President Nelson Rockefeller, supported by (President) Ford,  pushed a plan to have government help develop alternative sources of energy and […]

CNN Piece

CNN Opens its Doors to Old Time Religion
After the Times of New York took on that eloquent conservative pundit Bill Cristol, CNN, not to be outdone, invited babe in the woods Tony Snow and tough gal Laura Ingraham onto their sacred secular.
Unfortunately, George W.’s former veracious mouthpiece did not heed Bill O’Reilly’s candid warning: […]

Rocking

I’ve always claimed that I wanted to have smooth sailing,
but I couldn’t help rocking the boat.
Rocking seems to be in my genes.
The powers-that-be prefer to let things ride,
until the blister breaks and something has to be done.
Riding is invariably comfortable - as well as being profitable.
The revisionists help perpetuate “cruelty in the name of art” […]

Saints

Hitler couldn’t have been such a bad person. After all, by intervening against the communists in the civil war, he saved Spain for Christianity. He couldn’t have killed six million Jews. It couldn’t have been more than four million.
- Saint Josemaria Escrivá de Balaguer, founder of Opus Dei (1902 -1975)
God, who directs […]

Miguel Herz-Kestranek - Tibet

divisible morals
sports and politics
they say
are two different things
they say
referring to the dark years
of murder and death
in the past
they were fellow travelers
they say
nazis
and knew what was going on
and bore responsibility for it
they say
referring to the past
sports and politics
they say
are two different things
they say
and mean murder and death
today
in tibet
-translated from the German
by Herbert Kuhner

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Good Friday Tidbits

Let us also pray for the Jews. So that God our Lord enlightens their hearts so that they recognize Jesus Christ savior of all men. Almighty and everlasting God…mercifully grant that all Israel may be saved.
- Pope Benedict XVI, Good Friday Sermon, 2008, catholicintl.com
Jesus did not partake of euthanasia, but his death was dignified because […]

Otto Hapsburg Takes a Stand

“Again and again there are shameful discussions concerning Austrians having been accomplices or victims. This makes it imperative for me to say that there is certainly no country in Europe that can more adequately describe itself as a victim than Austria!…When there’s a great commotion somewhere, many people will come to cheer. If you mention […]

Otto von Hapsburg …

“The Free Word”
Neue Kronen-Zeitung
March 13, 2008
Otto von Hapsburg, the oldest son of the last Austrian emperor and one of the great Europeans of the first hour, stated at the occasion of a commemoration for the events of March 1938 in parliament „There is no state in Europe that has more right to describe […]

Bill and Hillary (8)

Bill and Hillary
Speaking of Bill and the Mrs.,
in my view, if he had whetted his own cigar,
we wouldn’t be in the Iraqi predicament.
Bill’s a charming and capable fellow,
but I have the old-fashioned view
that if anyone is involved in a pants-down scandal,
or any kind of scandal, he should bow out
and hand the reins over to the […]

Bill & Hillary (7)

Compassionate Rush
Will this country want to actually watch a woman get older
before their eyes on a daily basis?
I am not asking the American people to look at Mrs. Clinton that way.
I’m just asking if they will. Men aging makes them look more
authoritative, accomplished, distinguished. It’s the way it works.
Did aging in office hurt Hillary’s husband, […]

Bill & Hillary (6)

Noblesse Oblige and Hillary
Here’s a dollop of noblesse oblige
from right-winger John Spencer,
Hillary’s former foe for the New York Senate seat:
“You ever see a picture of her back then?
Whew, I don’t know why Bill married her.
Whew, she was hideous before ‘work.’
Noting Hillary Clinton looks much different now,
he chalked it up to “millions of dollars” of […]

Bill & Hillary (5)

The Mouth as Launcher
Helen went off to Troy with Paris,
leaving King Menelaus behind in Sparta.
Helen had the face “that launched a thousand ships,”
ships that carried Greeks to fight a war that lasted a decade.
Monica’s mouth was attached
to what may not be the wrong place
under certain circumstances,
but was the wrong place in this instance,
as far as […]

Bill & Hillary (4)

Bill and Arnie Call a Spade a Spade
Bill looked me and a few other people square in the eye, squinting his eyes,
and said: “I want you to listen to me - I’m going to say this again -
I did not have sexual relations with that woman Miss Lewinsky.”
I believed him then and I still do. […]

Bill & Hillary (3)

Land Mines, Cluster Bombs and the Clintons
The Clintons favor land mines and cluster bombs. Over 150 nations have signed
the 1997 Mine Ban Treaty. That year President Bill Clinton refused to sign that treaty. After his election, President George W. Bush declared that the United Stateswould never sign.
In 2006 Senate Amendment No. 4882 would have banned […]

Bill & Hillary (2)

Hillary’s Hands
If Hillary’s in the White House
and the red phone rings,
the little girl sleeping in her bed
can go on sleeping safely
‘cause her life’s in Hillary’s hands.
The child in the eight-year-old clip
is approaching her eighteenth birthday.
She objects to being used in a Hillary ad
and wants to cast her vote for Obama.
- Herbert Kuhner

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Bill & Hillary (1)

Hillary - Hope for the Jingoists
Bush is Nixon all over again
and it’s hitting the fan every day,
McCain is ready to replace W.
but it’s hard to duck the substance
that’s being spluttered by the fan.
The born-again jingoist cruds
have one hope - and that’s Hillary.
Obama is ahead in the Delegate count
and she cannot overtake him.
Dem-Super-Delegates Harold Ickies,
Geraldine Ferraro […]

The Most Hated Foe

Herbert Kuhner
No foe is hated as much
as the honorable foe.
No foe is countered with such brutality
as the foe with integrity.
That foe is placed at the top
of every hit list,
and when he is beaten, he is beaten
within an inch of his life.
The world must be cleared of heroes
and anyone who stands in the way
of power and […]

Our Side

There are people on our side
who write for
racist and revisionist tabloids
in order to make their liberal ideas
available to a large readership;
there are people on our side
who forge documents
to exonerate people on our side;
there are those who favor dictatorship
and oppose
a democratic form of government;
those who declare solidarity
with political leaders
responsible for massacres;
those who recommend assassination
as a means […]

The liar

told me to tell the truth.
The dishonest man
told me to be honest.
The dishonorable man
told me to behave honorably
The indecent man
told me to be decent.
The con man
told me not to con anyone.
The rake
told me to live in celibacy.
The thief
told me not to steal.
The murderer
told me not to kill.
That’s what’s known
as morality.
But what counts
is the validity of […]

Exceptions to the Rule?

Only a liar
can lie,
only a cheat
can cheat,
only a thief
can steal,
only a traitor
can betray,
only a murderer
can murder,
only a criminal
can commit crimes.

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Learning to be Clean

A Propos Cleanliness!
This is where
you learn to be clean.
I’ve never seen
so many faucets and sinks,
so much soap
and so many nail brushes.
There’s soaping and soaping,
scrubbing and scrubbing,
brushing and brushing,
rubbing and rubbing,
drying and drying
and wiping and wiping.
At every occasion
the plugs are put in,
the faucets are turned on
and soap is generously applied.
Hands are washed and washed
until they’re chaffed […]

Land Mines, Cluster Bombs and the Clintons

The Clintons favor land mines and cluster bombs. Over 150 nations have signed the 1997 Mine Ban Treaty. That year President Bill Clinton refused to sign that treaty. After his election, President George W. Bush declared that the United States would never sign.
In 2006 Senate Amendment No. 4882 would have banned the use of […]

The GOP and the “Gay Agenda”

The Republican Party is the Party of the Righteous,
and its paladins are spearheading
the War Against the “Gay Agenda.”
Here’s Pat Buchanan, the right-wing pundit:
“Homosexuality involves sexual acts most men consider
not only immoral, but filthy. (1)
AIDS is nature’s retribution for violating the laws of nature. (2)
Homosexuality is not a civil right.” (3)
And Alan […]

Gray Lady Down

Herbert Kuhner

Who’s has the Gray Lady’s new columnist? Guess!
Is it Ann Coulter, Rush Limbaugh, Bill O’Reilly or Bill Kristol?
Here’s Bill K.: “I want to hear less about helping the Iraqi people
and more about winning this war.” (1)
This brings Nixon to Kissinger on Vietnam to mind:
“You’re so goddamned concerned about the civilians,
and I don’t give a […]

Eager for Matrimony

Herbert Kuhner
These days, when marriage is no longer a social necessity, those who previously had an aversion to the sacred knot, like gays and profligates, are making a bee-line for the altar
Profligates, who enter respectable professions (such as politics), need a cover for changing partners and casual encounters, and what can provide that better than […]

Noblesse Oblige and Hillary

Here’s John Spencer, who was Hillary Clinton’s Republican opponent for the New York Senate seat.
“You ever see a picture of her back then? Whew, I don’t know why Bill married her. ‘Whew’ she was hideous before ‘work.’ Noting Hillary Clinton looks much different now, he chalked it up to “millions of dollars” of “work!” - […]

Monsignor Otto Mauer, Austrian Patron of the Arts

Herbert Kuhner
In the Nineteen-Fifties Monsignor Otto Mauer, was instrumental in introducing modern art to post-war Austria. He founded the “Galerie St. Stephan” in Vienna and promoted such avant-garde artists as Wolfgang Hollegha, Josef Mikl und Markus Prachensky.
However, artists came on the scene, whose work transcended theirs in sensationalism. Rather than using such materials as […]

Schuschnigg Prevents Bloodshed

The Federal President has asked me to inform the Austrian people that we will give way to force. We have ordered our armed forces to withdraw without resisting in case the invasion takes place and to await the decisions of the coming hours, for we are not willing to spill German blood at this grave […]

Kalina & Dollfuß

Einladung an Josef Kalina
vom 06.09.2001
Ehemaliger SPÖ-Funktionär soll Stellung nehmen.
Josef Kalina, ehemaliger Pressesekretär von Bundeskanzler Viktor Klima und jetzige Redakteur für Kommunalpolitik bei der Kronen-Zeitung, wird eingeladen, zu den infamen Hetz-„Gedichten” von Wolf Martin und den unmenschlichen und revisionistischen Leserbriefen im sogenannten “Freien Wort”, einen Kommentar abzugeben. Es wäre interessant zu hören, wie dies alles mit […]

Rape, the Lash and the Death Penalty

Herbert Kuhner
Our friends the Saudis, who are allied with us in the “War Against Terror,” have sentenced a 19 year-old rape victim to 200 lashes and six months in prison. The second part of the sentence will probably not be carried out since the woman is unlikely to survive the first.
Here is the Reuters report: […]

John and Stephen and the Lobby

John Mearsheimer and Stephen Walt the Israel Lobby “exposers” do not give interviews. they made an exception with Der Standard in Vienna. Here are some quotes from their interview of Nov. 13th.
Mearsheimer: We say that the Israel lobby and Israel have much influence on the U.S. concerning Middle Eastern politics. The lobby alone could not […]

Holocaust Denial and Birthday Celebrations

Herbert Kuhner
In November 2007, the state-funded journal Zur Zeit celebrated its tenth birthday. The guest speaker at the ceremony was Dr. Herbert Schaller. Commentaries by Dr. Schaller were presented in Tehran and in the Wiener Zeitung. The publisher of this illustrious journal is Dr. Andreas Mölzer, Freedom Party EU-Representative.
Dr. Herbert Schaller, David Irving’s attorney was […]

Larry and the “Bathroom”

Senator Larry Craig of Idaho,
a Republican gay basher,
had the bad luck to play footsie
with an undercover plainclothesman,
in what is erroneously called an airport “bathroom.”
Ladies and gents, there is no tub in such locations
The word for such a venue is “toilet.”
Please excuse me for quibbling!
American Toilets
There’s no such thing as a toilet in the USA. […]

The Meaning of Life to Our Chieftains

According to new information Richard Nixon undermined Lyndon Johnson’s attempts to initiate peace negotiations with the North Vietnamese in order to improve his chances of winning the 1968 presidential election.
Just to be fair, Kennedy initiated the war, Johnson escalated it but Nixon prolonged it.
Ronald Reagan is reputed to have encouraged the Iranians to delay releasing […]

Eva Herman, “Talkmistress“, Lauds Days Gone By

Eva Herman, German “talkmistress,” in September 2007 on days gone by:
“There was a dangerous, demented politician who led the German nation on the path to ruin, we’re all aware of that, but there were also positive values such as children, mothers and families and sticking together, and those things were done way with…there were also […]

George and Condi Call “a Spade a Spade”

Herbert Kuhner
Congress Resolution 106, which designates the slaughter of Armenians by the Ottaman Turks during World War I as “genocide,” passed through the House Foreign Affairs Committee on October 17, 2007. The bill declares the killings of Armenians between 1915 and 1917 a genocide, though it would have no binding effect on the U.S. foreign […]

Cool as a Cucumber - Condi and Henry

Herbert Kuhner
Two cool cucumbers are Henry Kissinger and Condaleezza Rice. Both served in the same posts in the same sequence under Nixon and Bush II, namely National Security Advisor and Secretary of State.
Condi showed up at the Senate Investigating committee as cool as a cucumber. She had unheeded intelligence warnings about what came to be […]

Watching the Anti-Semitic “Watch”

Herbert Kuhner
There’s an anti-Semitic website called “Jew Watch.” The gist of what it’s all about is that, wherever there’s any kind of hanky-panky on this globe, the Jew’s to blame.
Take a look at this website! It’s like Old MacDonald’s farm, only it’s not the barnyard inhabitants that are everywhere. That’s right: it’s the Jews.
According to […]

Whitey

By Herbert Kuhner
If you’re black, brown, red, yellow
or a non-Gentile,
you can’t be a WASP,
but you can be “Whitey,”
otherwise known as “The Man.”
(And of course gender
is no obstacle
to qualify for that appellation.)
All you have to do
is put your own kind
behind you
and join those who formerly
put you in your place.
They need you now.
There are ticklish situations
to be […]