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To Shave or Not to Shave
Epping Forest vs. the Billiard Ball
FOX Sexpert: Yvonne K. Fulbright, May 2, 2008 FoxNews
Looking like a child, especially a little girl, has become a sticking point for advocates on both sides of the shave-or-not-to-shave debate, with feminists like Eve Ensler of the “Vagina Monologues” and Dr. Betty Dodson, of the educational video “Viva la Vulva: Women’s Sex Organs Revealed,” reminding audiences that to be a mature, sexual adult is to take pride in every part of your body, hair included.
Reasons to Sport Hair
- Looking untamed brings out the wild animal in you and your lover.
- You both love it and make no apologies for embracing your natural state of being.
- You think having hair is a sign that you are sexually mature.
- Hair captures our enticing scents.
- Your hair-down-there is believed to retain and disseminate musky pheromones, substances the body emits as a sexual attractant that drives your lover crazy. In fact, Napoleon Bonaparte was so in love with a woman’s natural scent, he was said to ask Josephine to avoid bathing for two full weeks before his return from military missions.
- Experts believe that hair has a biological purpose, acting as a barrier to bacteria and viruses and reducing friction during sex. Proponents for going “au naturel” will be the first to remind you that before there was underwear, hair was a necessity in keeping dirt and germs away from the genitals.
- You don’t have the time, or the money for that matter, for upkeep. For most people, being hairless requires work! You have no desire to make it a hobby.
- You love your body just the way it is.
Reasons to Go Bare
- You find the smooth, silky look sexy.
- You like the way it makes you feel - less hair can up the ante as far as erotic sensations go, with your skin more sensitive and exposed. Plus, you feel “cleaner” and freer in your skin and in the sack.
- You want easier access. Enough said.
- You’re after increased pleasure, whether that be in your clothes or under the sheets.
- You enjoy the occasional trip to a nude beach and would feel more comfortable hairless.
- You’ve had a recent run-in with a parasite, and going hairless is part of your eviction notice.
- Less hair helps you to feel drier and fresher in hot weather.
- You think that going hairless will make you more sexually confident and attractive.
- Fur is out and that means on you too.
Yes, ladies, get that razor out! The plucked chicken look is au courant !
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Sphere: Related ContentPosted: May 20th, 2008 under Polemics, Aktuell.
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