Jokes By and About Personalities
Rush Limbaugh on God and himself: “Larry King passed away, goes to heaven. He’s greeted by Saint Peter at the gates. Saint Peter says, ‘Welcome, Mr. King, it’s great to have you here. I want to show you around, give you an idea of what’s here, maybe you can pick a place that you’d like to reside.’ King says, ‘I just have one question: Is Rush Limbaugh here?’ ‘No, he’s got a lot of time yet, Mr. King.’ So Saint Peter begins the tour. Larry King sees the various places and it’s beyond anything we can imagine in terms of beauty. Finally, he gets to the biggest room of all, with this giant throne. And over the throne is a flashing beautiful angelic neon sign that says ‘Rush Limbaugh.’ And Larry King looks at Saint Peter and says: ‘I thought you said he wasn’t here.’ He said, ‘He’s not, he’s not. This is God’s room. He just thinks he’s Rush Limbaugh.’” (1)
Rush Limbaugh again: “I would like to introduce to you my security chief, a man who runs all of my security. His name is Joseph Stalin. Joseph. I am safe from any liberal attack, in public, because they would be afraid of offending Stalin” (2)
John McCain in 1998: “Question: Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly?
Answer: Because her father is Janet Reno!” (3)
General Wesley Clark repeats a joke he heard from other generals:
“I went through the Pentagon right after 9/11…about ten days after 9/11…
the generals called me into a room, and they said, “Sir, we want to tell you a joke….
Saddam Hussein, if he didn’t do it, too bad; he should have
because we’re going to get him anyway.”
Hawr, Hawr, Hawr!
(1) Rush Limbaugh, Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) Speech, Feb. 28, 2009
(2) Rush Limbaugh, Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) Speech, Feb. 28, 2009
(3) Sherman Yellen, Huffington Post, Nov.,18.2006.
(4) General Wesley Clark. Real Time with Bill Maher, Oct. 29, 2004.